Daddy's Dirty Thoughts Archive

That’s a loaded question. I guess the first thing I would say on this is that a boy will seldom realize he’s ‘being interviewed’ for such a thing but that there are some ‘test prep homework’ pieces he could read to get a good idea of what that means. The first is what I ‘expect’ from a boy. To that end here are a few pieces about my ‘kind of boy’. The first is about his ‘physical’ form. http://dirtydaddythings.tumblr.com/post/137055306527/daddys-taste-in-boys The second is about his personality. http://dirtydaddythings.tumblr.com/post/134068606827/what-kind-of-boy-does-daddy-like The third is a frequently asked question (a series of them) addressed all at once: how do I feel about ‘different’ kinds of boys. http://dirtydaddythings.tumblr.com/post/147891033987/would-daddy-fuck-a-brown-boy The last is about what I want him to know about what I find most attractive and how to tell if I’m ‘interested’. http://dirtydaddythings.tumblr.com/post/136459052452/a-real-boy The...

Daddy I saw what you said about the pic of the boy standing, of his 12 erogenous zones and 3 control points -- I am just wondering if you could elaborate, what are those erogenous zones and control points that you see on the boy? I think I’ve written about several things like this in the past, touching on the ‘micro-tells’ a body betrays itself with. If I recall the photograph and post you mean, he was against a wall with his legs spread slightly, as if waiting. Since I can’t locate that post for direct reference, I will use this one as a stand in. Same basic idea, just the nuances are different based on boy/situation. Part one: Erogenous Zones. Arousal causes changes in ‘texture’ of skin, as well as it’s color. Gooseflesh, taught or tight skin, blush or paleness, all these tell me where blood is moving based on his level of arousal. To the common eye a pink cheek is a sign of being sensually stimulated for some boys, but to me i look elsewhere to see where hi...

A good rimjob isn’t just about how deep the tongue is. I posted a lesson a while back on various aspects of rimming though I did skip one ‘tool’ in and of itself: Teeth. The growl, the grunt, the hot breath, slick tongue and the feeling of teeth dragging across bare skin followed by a nip. It’s called ‘eating ass’ not just licking butt hole and I make sure my boy knows that Daddy loves eating his ass. The whole point of a rimming is to help a boy relax, to get blood flowing into the area and to ‘awaken’ his nerves in that part of his body. One of the ways you can accomplish the last is by chewing. Not always a rough bite, but sometimes. It’s usually a gnaw, a nibble or a playful nom. Think of it like a hands free smack on the bottom, it gets your attention and brings you right back to where I want you. It’s one part of making a boy feel like Daddy is ‘consuming’ him, eating him alive and loving every second of it.

Wow.. I’ve just had a major sense of deja vu. Strong enough that I had to scroll back to see if I had just imagined writing an answer to this question or if I’d really done it. Some questions come around once in a while and always sound familiar because I’ve answered them before and usually try to answer them again but this one I thought I’d just answered. As it turns out: I had. Here you go: https://dirtydaddythings.tumblr.com/post/149645829077/do-you-prefer-your-boys-assbody-shaved-or-hairy It’s good to not feel crazy sometimes. By way of an additional explanation perhaps (do your homework, read what I wrote) I can give you some examples of my favorites and tell you why. First of all, they are of biblical importance. I’m an ass man. Before you get any idea about what ‘size or shape or color’ I like, put that garbage aside and remember who you’re dealing with. These are examples that illustrate a point, nothing more. I frequently talk about how a boys bum is one of...

There are a few things I have to clear up from time to time and they all revolve around a few key points: Any, only, just, always, never. Those five words are boxes, and I’m a bit too round for square spaces. I don’t like slim boys, I love them. They are an absolute marvel to toss around and chase around the room. Now. If you’ve read my blog and paid attention here you know those last two sentences apply to any descriptor you can add to ‘boy’ to describe yourself. One of my absolute favorite things about a boy is being able to make him forget that he hates how he looks because he doesn’t look like everyone else. It’s a logical fallacy in reality because, unless you have a twin (or more, if so …send me a message because.. twins? yes please) there’s NO ONE in the world like you. You are a unique combination of amazing things and the inescapable conclusion of evolution. For a bit of a refresher on that you can read this if you’ve got a few minutes to listen to me ramble:...

One of the keys to breaking a boy is seducing consent. He want’s it but is afraid of what it can mean and so part of the job becomes dissolving that resistance and banishing the fear. He needs to feel your dominance, your control, he NEEDS to be taken and used for your pleasure but more than this he needs to feel appreciated and adored for those things he gives you willingly. For the boy who is too ticklish because of neglect, or poor partnering in my opinion, you can restrain him but I prefer starting from the very first moments to foster self-control. “ Hands behind your head boy and stay where I put you” can do wonders for that feeling he needs and gives you free access to everything you wish to enjoy. There can be a lot of bundled confusion and fear in becoming Daddy’s boy because on some deeply intimate level he knows what it means: it means that there will be nothing in the world greater than this. There may be men with bigger equipment, rougher or more dominan...

Just for a minute here I want to talk about an offensive habit people have:  Shaming through Photoshop. The original model wasn't 'big enough' to be fap fodder so they copied and pasted his dick at least 6 times. I get the fantasy, but this comes with real consequences to both the person in the picture and the people viewing it. It creates this idea that 'big enough' is what matters more. The original was beautiful just as it was. A seductive pose, a naughty flash of a grin in the mirror and even THAT had to be screwed up because if you look, the dick is BACKWARDS in the mirror because they couldn't even 'shop the thing right. Never mind the left side of the bed is copied along side the erection. It's bad and bad shop jobs are almost as offensive as size shaming. Cut this crap out. No one should feel badly because they aren't 18 inches long. You should be comfortable with who you are, and that includes how 'big' you are, or ...

WARNING: I’ve said in the past that there isn’t a person alive (or dead) that can accurately define my ‘preference’, including me so this is going to be a detailed and explicit answer. Expect A LOT. I define sex differently and this list absolutely includes pure hedonistic moments that don’t involve ‘fornication’ per se.  You’re either funny, smart as hell, have a voice that could make me want to hear a bedtime story or all of the above. Each has a reason for making ‘the list’ and it’s rarely what catches the media eye. My standard answer is Chris Pratt from Parks and Rec in specific. Stacked Chris is nice but doesn’t do as much for me as naughty/funny Chris. The blooper reels sealed that deal. I give that answer so often I feel like I should expand on that a big, but that basic theme remains the same. Make me laugh and we can have fun . So to throw some more into the mix: Tom Holland (the new spiderman from Captain America Civil War.) Before anyone flips a ...

So son. How do you like your new little brother? “I think he’ll do great Daddy.” I do too son. I do too. I’ll let you boys get together while I take get some good photos for the album and record a home movie of the two of you. ‘but what about you?’ “Hey now. That’s Daddy. Don’t forget that OK?” ‘sorry Daddy. what about you?’ I’ll be fine boys. Get your tension out of the way because Daddy has a very long night planned for the three of us. ‘what does he mean?’ “you mean “ what does Daddy mean ”? ‘yes, sorry bro, i’ll try harder’ “Good. Daddy means he’s got a long night of playing together planned for the three of us and what he wants right now is to enjoy watching US enjoy each other. Thanks Daddy. I think he’s going to work out perfectly.” I’m glad to hear it son. Now, why don’t you show the camera how you first learned to suck Daddy’s cock by teaching your little brother the same way. “Yes Daddy” ‘mfff Daffy’ Ha! good boys. He’s even cute when he tries to...

Hey daddy. I've been seeing someone and we tried anal for the first time. It really hurt me and we had to stop. I feel really guilty about it. Do you have any advice? There are a lot of reasons why anal sex can hurt but it’s important to note that it doesn’t hurt just because it’s anal. There’s always discomfort when something soft is invaded be it a rectum or a vagina and both come with a whole array of ‘things that can go wrong’ both mentally and physically. The difficulty for us is that thanks to porn we have a mythology about bottoming and that takes a bit to demystify and put back where it belongs: as a tool in the toy box of fun. Step one of unpacking and dismantling it is to bust up the ‘urban myth’ party that crowds the bedroom when the topic of anal sex comes into play. Just because you are gay doesn’t mean you HAVE to bottom or top. Enjoyment of receiving anal penetration doesn’t make you a bottom. In fact the sooner you throw out as much of that k...

Hmm. What’s this boy? Right… here. My finger slowly, forcefully, pushed past the tender ring and slipped in to bump his prostate; the electric touch sending a seizure along his spine. “that.. that’s Daddy’s hole.” No, I mean this.   I said as I tapped the button twice to make sure he knew what I meant. “that.. -mmmmpf- that’s Daddy’s -ohgod- button?” It’s adorable watching him try to fight what he can’t. I know he’s starting to get close from the way his body becomes straight as a bar when I touch his prostate and goes as limp as bed sheets on the floor. Now tell me son what is it for? Once again asking a question with my finger sliding along his prostate, this time slowly back and forth flicking it with my finger. “it.-ohshit-it’s for making You -aaaahhh- ha-happy” he said trying to not sob as his body is buffeted by waves of an oncoming orgasm. Is it? This belongs to me too? I see.. I said as I contemplated my next move. What about this? The moment I sai...