Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

WARNING: I’ve said in the past that there isn’t a person alive (or dead) that can accurately define my ‘preference’, including me so this is going to be a detailed and explicit answer. Expect A LOT.

I define sex differently and this list absolutely includes pure hedonistic moments that don’t involve ‘fornication’ per se.  You’re either funny, smart as hell, have a voice that could make me want to hear a bedtime story or all of the above. Each has a reason for making ‘the list’ and it’s rarely what catches the media eye.
My standard answer is Chris Pratt from Parks and Rec in specific. Stacked Chris is nice but doesn’t do as much for me as naughty/funny Chris. The blooper reels sealed that deal. I give that answer so often I feel like I should expand on that a big, but that basic theme remains the same. Make me laugh and we can have fun.

So to throw some more into the mix: Tom Holland (the new spiderman from Captain America Civil War.) Before anyone flips a wig Tom Holland is early twenties so shoosh. He just gives that ‘big’ kid feel that appeals in terms of sounding like fun.
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His banter was on point and made me laugh WAY too many times to ignore. That and I have a strong feeling his laughter would be magical. I can almost hear him saying “Noooo Daddy” as I tickled him into submission. That.. and sweet gods dat ass.
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Honestly, a celeb that I’d find attractive is very rare. I will say that Liam is more my speed than Chris (the Hemsworth boys). After independence day 2.. I would enjoy more of this one.
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Now for ‘outside the box’. In no particular order: Patrick Stewart, Ian Mckellen, Idris Elba, Jackie Chan (no joke, I think he’d be a hell of a lot of fun) and many more on the list that are just as seemingly random. 
As for ‘characters’ I’m going to roll with this as a a particular one in a movie/tv show and those are even harder because I don’t let myself get attached or interested in the beauty of a character (DAMN YOU GAME OF THRONES).
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(RIP Bangable Stag Prince. Your ‘boy’ wasn’t my cup of tea, but hell yes you were. Worst waste of delicious otter in TV history).

Speaking of.. my ‘royal’ cousin.. I have a thing for too many of the things about this one. (ginger, scruff, blush...). HAVE KIDS DAMMIT. The world needs more sexy ginger goodness.
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(and yes, he’s family, distant enough so I don’t even consider it so but on paper that’s how it works. Scary to think that a disaster could leave me a throne but whatever. All it took was one little feud and suddenly your family is legendary but running only a few steps behind Guy Faux in popularity).

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Yep. I’m not sure which made me laugh more. “Longbottom” or that the character of “Wood” was played by a boy named Biggerstaff. Really?? But after watching Matthew Lewis doing a ‘don’t laugh’ challenge.. he definitely hit the top (and only) for the list of Harry Potter boys I’d enjoy.
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^this sort of thing wins for me. Cute, funny, witty... so.. yeah.. Deadpool makes the list. 100%, paper bag and all. The zentai helps:
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Sherlock (BBC with Benedict ‘talk your pants off’ Cumberbatch.) because I enjoy a lovely challenge and I suspect it would be great fun ‘breaking’ this one. “The Woman” beat me to it, but that was a sexy episode in every way. I’m a Sapiosexual (intellect and cunning arouses me) and so a witty character and an actor who can make that sexy is a marvelous treat.
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Going WAY outside  the ‘box’ : Gwendoline Christie, specifically Brienne because I respect an ‘alpha female’ and there’s something about her disbelief in her beauty that I find appealing. I like ‘breaking’ the ‘strong’ armor and letting soft out safely and shattering self images that say someone isn’t attractive. That..and I get a feeling she’d be durable -insert evil grin-
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and speaking of ‘the woman’ Irene Adler. While not so much ‘sex’ it would be a Dom to Dom teatime in the most ‘honest’ way possible: Naked, sharing stories and enjoying a bit of hedonism (and possibly ‘enjoying’ a foolish boy). There is strong appeal to such a scene for me.
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Equals in their natural environment enjoying the pure and casual nature of sensuality without the need for sexual gratification. I could see a game of ‘boy pong’ involving a bottom and two paddles with wheels under his knees. That would do.
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So yes, there are celebrities that I would definitely enjoy some hedonistic pleasure with and most aren’t what a casual reader would suspect. I’m not ‘Bi” in any ‘normal’ context but I’m also not so gay that the idea doesn’t appeal with certain people or that the idea of a female bothers me in the case of Mistress Adler. Besides.. I’m positive that there are some boys who read this blog for whom that scene would be a dream come true.
By these expanded standards, the list is vast, elite and very much eclectic. Would you really expect anything less?
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